merlin:

From Paul’s letter to the church in Rome:

For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Gentile.

I also hear it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for me to use your God-fearing wifi to download this one fucking Of Montreal song I really want to hear.

That’s from “Matthew WPA:2.” Look it up.

bestrooftalkever:

Awesome new Old Spice commercial I’m on a horse.

fuckyeahmodernfamily:

fujiidom:

Dylan: But, I love you.
Haley: Well, you should have thought about that before you took that skank, Sharon Nicolinni, to an Anne Hathaway movie!
Dylan: I didn’t take her. She was just there!
Haley: So you were just there, by yourself, at an Anne Hathaway movie? I don’t think so!
Dylan: Yeah, yeah! I like her movies. She’s every woman. Come on, let’s not fight. Let’s just discuss this like two unimmature adults.

Modern Family, 1.14 - Moon Landing

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Yes! Thank you so much.

travors:

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